Reply With QuoteTwo budgies sitting on a perch. One says to the other, can you smell fish?
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you have any idea how to drive this thing?
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My dad worked on the roadwork's for twenty years before he got fired for stealing!
At first I didn't believe it.... But when I got home all the signs were there.
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Two budgies sitting on a perch. One says to the other, can you smell fish?
Two fish in a tank, one says to the other, do you have any idea how to drive this thing?
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I bought a new stick deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push up bottom. I can hardly walk now, but when I fart the room smells lovely....................................
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If you drop a Hun and a tim from a plane at 37,000 feet, which one will land first?
Who cares?
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There are only ten types of people in the world...
Those who understand binary....and those who don't
(Old but brilliant)
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An English woman walks into a bar in Paris and asks the barman for a double entendre. ..........so he gave her one
A yorkshireman decides his cat needs to be seen by the vet for a check up.The Vet asks,"is it a Tom?"
Yorkshireman - "Nay lad,its in me car"
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Explain that one to the youngsters of the board.Originally Posted by scobiemacd
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Ah dinna like sweemin' and hinna been to the baths for a whiley!
Can you tell?
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What do you call a man without spades for hands and big feet?
Big shoey Dougless
What do you call an arab with a garage on his head?
Lawrence of Kemnay
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An American women is walking through Berlin, she sees a German homeless man have a p1ss.
Knob out, everything on show, she say's "Aw gross!" the German hobo replies " Danke"
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