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Thread: OT The crap joke thread..................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pacman1903 View Post
    “I keep randomly shouting out broccoli and cauliflower – I think I might have florets”

    The funniest joke at the Fringe. Must have been a slow festival
    I thought it was funny. Unbelievably or sadly all too predictably there were complaints about it.

    Tourettes charity were ****ing furious the ****er belittled the plight of actual ****ing tourettes sufferers. ****s.

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    Let’s face it, Tourettes is hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by donsdaft View Post
    Let’s face it, Tourettes is hilarious
    Remember that programme years ago on BBC Scotland that followed a Tourette’s sufferer?
    Think he was a Hibs fan.
    Would wander in to his local..
    “A pint please Tommy...C*NT!”
    It made me laugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedStarTorphins View Post
    Remember that programme years ago on BBC Scotland that followed a Tourette’s sufferer?
    Think he was a Hibs fan.
    Would wander in to his local..
    “A pint please Tommy...C*NT!”
    It made me laugh
    Anything said in that weirdo Edinburgh accent makes me laugh to be fair.

    Was the boy not a Killie fan but?

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    That bloody song will be in my head all day, now!

    Thanks to Sneckie i had the song in my head to such an extent i went to the doctor.

    "Doctor I can't get the green green grass of home out of my head"

    'Oh pull yourself together , sing a different song in your head for 24 hours and come back and see me'

    So i tried that and went back:

    "Doctor now it's Delilah it's driving me insane"

    'Ah that explains it you have Tom Jonesitis'

    "Oh my god is it serious?"

    'It's not unusual!'

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    My Dyslexic mate is panicking as he received a text saying that clocks go back at the end of October

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    A Scotsman walks into a bar.

    Usually, there’s an Englishman, a Welshman and an Irishman.

    But they’re still in Japan.

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    What did the grape say when it got crushed?..... Nothing, it just let out a little wine......

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedStarTorphins View Post
    Remember that programme years ago on BBC Scotland that followed a Tourette’s sufferer?
    Think he was a Hibs fan.
    Would wander in to his local..
    “A pint please Tommy...C*NT!”
    It made me laugh
    Felt sorry for that guy (John Davidson). Think he may have been one of the first to suffer from it and people slated him for it claiming he was putting it all on.
    There was a follow up programme a few years later with him and I think two other sufferers, to be honest there was some really funny outburst which had them all laughing (Chopper dyed he's pubes ginger )
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0

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    Quote Originally Posted by davydook View Post
    Felt sorry for that guy (John Davidson). Think he may have been one of the first to suffer from it and people slated him for it claiming he was putting it all on.
    There was a follow up programme a few years later with him and I think two other sufferers, to be honest there was some really funny outburst which had them all laughing (Chopper dyed he's pubes ginger )
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtCG0wG-5E0

    He could laugh at himself as well......yer dogs got tits.

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