Breaking News - New Stadium and Training Facilities

[donsdaft]

for all you Fenian B'astards.

Haven't even thought about that one for a long long time.

Fitba songs were much better back in the day.

[Devanha Red]

Away to fly past Westhill.

Looking forward to seeing those bonny pitches at the Cormack training complex.

Must be official opening day soon is it?

[Devanha Red]

One of the pitches is covered in white bubble wrap stuff and has some cracking dug outs with very comfy seats.

I can definitely see why it cost twelve million. Proper space age 😄

[Pacman1903]

As long as the training pitches are starting to look great folk will have a semi

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One of the pitches is covered in white bubble wrap stuff and has some cracking dug outs with very comfy seats.

I can definitely see why it cost twelve million. Proper space age ��

I like the one pitch they call “the Cosgrove”. It has one half of the pitch including the centre line constructed with a 30ft fence right around it...that is the area Cosgrove trains in. The rest of the squad are in the other half of the pitch with around a dozen balls trying to clear the 30ft fence along the halfway line into Cosgrove’s area. I suppose we can at least work on our hoofing tactics. Money well spent!

[Devanha Red]

I like the one pitch they call “the Cosgrove”. It has one half of the pitch including the centre line constructed with a 30ft fence right around it...that is the area Cosgrove trains in. The rest of the squad are in the other half of the pitch with around a dozen balls trying to clear the 30ft fence along the halfway line into Cosgrove’s area. I suppose we can at least work on our hoofing tactics. Money well spent!

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[blowupsheep]

I like the one pitch they call “the Cosgrove”. It has one half of the pitch including the centre line constructed with a 30ft fence right around it...that is the area Cosgrove trains in. The rest of the squad are in the other half of the pitch with around a dozen balls trying to clear the 30ft fence along the halfway line into Cosgrove’s area. I suppose we can at least work on our hoofing tactics. Money well spent!

Can we plant some carrots inside that 30ft fence (just a thought)

[stewarty27]

A week after being feted at Ibrox, Gascoigne is in court accused of ***ually assaulting a woman on a train while - inevitably - pissed.

She said she noticed Mr Gascoigne being "very noisy" on the train, adding: "There were lots of cans on the floor."

The witness said that earlier on in the journey she had seen Mr Gascoigne drinking something from a milk carton, saying: "It was not the colour of milk."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50041711

Edit: Oops, this should really be on another thread, but hey, there's no admins so I guess it will stay here.

Gazza and his Brither Raul Moat.

Gazza, who is a recovering addict, decides to head off to the standoff to provide some assistance.
He told the audience: "I thought, if he's in the f***ing woods somewhere, he's going to be cold so I get me a Barbour jacket.
“Another line and I have a couple of fishing rods and a f***ing chicken. So I got me chicken and I think f***, he's going to need a drink. I've had 14 lines. Now he's my brother.
"Then I get a taxi. Ten o'clock at night, 'taxi for Gascoigne'. I've got a chicken on me, this bag and powder all over me face.
"He [the driver] says 'where are you going Gazza?' and I say 'Fishing, where do you f***ing think?'.
"He says 'where?', I say 'just drive'." He's driving along the motorway and I'm excited already," Gascoigne continues.
"He says 'f*** me Gazza, are you going where I think you're going?' and I say 'f***ing yeah'. He's shaking and I says 'just drop me off, I won't be long'.
"So now, because I've been in rehab so many times I'm a f***ing connoisseur, I says I can help this b******.
"He's got a gun and he just blew a coppers face off, he's killing people everywhere.
"Me eyes are like owls, powder on me face."

This is worth a minute applause

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Can we plant some carrots inside that 30ft fence (just a thought)

There is more chance of pulling a carrot from the new training pitch than him controlling one of those hoofs from the sky

[PittodriePile]

A week after being feted at Ibrox, Gascoigne is in court accused of ***ually assaulting a woman on a train while - inevitably - pissed.

Found NOT GUILTY. Crazy stuff. The jury must have bought the "confidence boost" chat.

"The jury is still considering a lesser charge of assault by beating."

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50068077