A week after being feted at Ibrox, Gascoigne is in court accused of ***ually assaulting a woman on a train while - inevitably - pissed.
She said she noticed Mr Gascoigne being "very noisy" on the train, adding: "There were lots of cans on the floor."
The witness said that earlier on in the journey she had seen Mr Gascoigne drinking something from a milk carton, saying: "It was not the colour of milk."
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-50041711
Edit: Oops, this should really be on another thread, but hey, there's no admins so I guess it will stay here.