Lady preferences.

[Buc]

Some cracking replies good laugh this thread wasn't sure about starting it as I wasn't sure now it would go.
Nice one lads

[Buc]

so basically everyone wants to shag Malaga wife

for me it used to be 3t tall, no teeth and a flat head so i could rest my beer while she give me head

now all I need is a pulse and she must have no taste (or standards) in men so she wants me

Aye Malagas wife is a stunner for sure.lucky man indeed.

[Donanddusted]

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time

You're not a fan of a smokey baw-hum then?

[Mason89]

There really is an appalling lack of respect for the rules in this thread.

[Buc]

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time

You're not a fan of a smokey baw-hum then?[/quote]





If I knew what it was I'd answer

[Donanddusted]

There you are: - view external link

[The_Verninator]

One that doesn't scream or fight back when i jump out of nowhere with a balaclava and knife.

Apart from that always had a thing for smaller women,slightly plump but not too fat,with nice big t*ts

She doesn't have to be amazing looking just a pleasant face.

And a big fat ass

[Buc]

There you are:

OK thanks for that Donanddusted .. I just need to remember now.

[WilliesTash]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb

[WilliesTash]

bet this is bucs way of looking for swinger buddies