Lady preferences.

[Buc]

bet this is bucs way of looking for swinger buddies

No my thing but know of a couple who do.

[Buc]

This girlie threads there's been some cracking replies been a good laugh for auld buc ..
Well done for adding to the fun.

[Buc]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb

What's a pencil test

[LED]

There really is an appalling lack of respect for the rules in this thread.

[/quote]

Time you got a new chair Mason. That one looks a bit dated

[dons8321]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb

What's a pencil test [/quote]

A method to find out how pert a pair are - if the pencil falls out, probably pointing sky-wards; if it stays in probably able to play keepie-uppy with them!

[Buc]

size 8/10 never bigger
5ft to 5ft 6 inches in height never taller
titties must pass the pencil test. anymair than a handfuls a waste
black or brunette hair. (blondes are sh!te and invariably boring in bed)
great ass is a must
must be able to deep throat
must be up for a gangbang
age 21-30 ie young and dumb

What's a pencil test [/quote]

A method to find out how pert a pair are - if the pencil falls out, probably pointing sky-wards; if it stays in probably able to play keepie-uppy with them![/quote]





At least now I know I'm away find a pencil

[WilliesTash]

pencil test.. lift tittie up, place pencil under tittie. pencil must not stay there. nice pert tittie.

[WilliesTash]

oh I like a squirter tae.. all lassies can do this if the man knows what he's doing..

[Aldo1983]

I like a woman with a good taste in Music. My ex wife had pretty much the exact same taste as Pacman and it really annoyed me.


Hmmm.


Oi Pacman! Are you my ex wife?

[mondo_notion]

Intoxicated, vulnerable and short enough to fit in the back of my van easily enough.