Lady preferences.

[Buc]

What attracts you lads to the ladies or gentlemen..as we have a few lassies on here

1st, For me well built anything size 12-20 or thereabouts..

2nd, Has to be fun to be with ..

3rd, Huge drooping well you know.



Off putting musclebound woman like on the other topic that's a huge no..

Woman that fart too much.

Woman that smoke and eat meat and try to talk at the same time

[RedStarTorphins]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.

[Aldo1983]

It's all about personality.








And how filthy they are.

[Goalposter]

Preferably dark haired, thai look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.
Nice c*ck

Pervert!

[MalagaSheep]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.

Thats my wife your describing there RST min!

[Pacman1903]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates

Thats seriously scary. You banging my missus?

[Goalposter]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates
Has excellent headphones

Now it's your missus?[/quote]

[Pacman1903]

Thumbs up
See RSTs description of my wife



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Thick(i like a conversation on current events)
Likes fitba(means you have to take them and that eats into your get away time)
Doesnt drink(i like a drink and nae willing to stop)
Diet crazed(eat fit you f@cking want)
Vanity(just dinna)
P@nis(no thanks)
Fussy eater(i eat/cook anything)
Too Skinny (realise that most men dinna like it)
Loves clubbing(my idea of hell on earth)
Vegitarian(f@ck that)
Likes the Stone Roses(self explanitory)
Likes Coldplay (self explanitory)




But im willing to put up with all the above (barring stone roses and coldplay) if they stick to this rule........

Dinna be a c@nt

[Barnared]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look
Not too skinny.
Size 10
Good laugh
Easy to talk to
Big hooters
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.
Doesn't smoke
Isn't too loud.

That's mine ana.

Now close this phukin freaky thread

[MalagaSheep]

Preferably dark haired, Latino look- Shes Chilean with shoulder length raven hair
Not too skinny.- She isnt
Size 10-She is
Good laugh- she cracks me up at times
Easy to talk to- No doubt about that
Big hooters-Decent handful
Doesn't mind me having "me" time.- No problem with me gigging/fitba
Doesn't smoke-Stopped long time ago
Isn't too loud- Isnt, leaves it to her mates

Thats seriously scary. You banging my missus?[/quote]

Only differnce with mine
She is English
Size 10/12 depends on brands
Never smoked.
But sometimes has a hoor o a temper!