Reply With QuoteThe smell of death hung in the air. The rope digging deep into the decomposing flesh.
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Someone cut my arms and legs off and threw me into the sea. My name is now Bob
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The smell of death hung in the air. The rope digging deep into the decomposing flesh.
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I looked up and noticed I was missing an eye. The optic nerve is surprisingly long.
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Ewww. I instinctively shut my eyes tightly when I read your second one, Oz. In a protective, keeping them both tightly there kind of way
That beautiful heavenly angel was so kind to me. She smiled, sympathetically, as she told me I had been sent in the wrong direction, but said that if I just headed south, I would know when I had reached my destination as I would be met by a man all in red.
My lungs had never experienced the delight of so much fresh forest air. I must remember to thank that nice axe man.
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