Once upon a time ...

[MissWinnie]

... long, long ago, there lived a group of slightly prehistoric Villa Mad cave dwellers who loved nothing more than beating their chests and squabbling over their choice of non existent Villa teams - football not having been invented yet. One fine day, Ozfan and BB were admiring their hairy chest reflections in the local prehistoric duck pond when all of a sudden ...

[ozfan]

The speckled baggietwit dove down from the sky, landing on the pond with a big splash. They sat there fascinated by it's hideousness. The size and shape of a duck with the head of an Emu. When it spoke it's voice was nasally and shrill.

It said........

[MissWinnie]

"Quack quack!". Unfortunately, the poor baggietwit was not intelligent enough to realise it had the head of an Emu, thus rendering nasally quacking contextually inappropriate. Neither was it as well evolved as the fine figures of cavemen that were Oz and BB, who were by now, quite adept at caveman language. Even if they grunted it themselves.

Meanwhile, back at Villa cave HQ, Exiled was taking a sneaky drag of nicotene free twig smoke behind Winnie's cave kitchen walled veggie garden, desperately hoping she wouldn't see him and force him to eat those freshly pulled manky carrots again. It would help if she washed them first, he thought, as his eyes drifted towards ...