Don’t you just hate the Irish?

[donsdaft]

Mad
Friendly
Pished
In the EU
Free from the English and that bitch of a queen
There’s absolutely no need for these ridiculous green top hats though.

B’astards!

[NaeMairNeeps]

And the b@st@rds, in one fkn day, gie us mair o' a fun than o' oor Burns nights an' St Andrews days can squeeze oot ower a fkn decade ... b@st@rds? ... or shame on us? ... jury's oot

[NaeMairNeeps]

Thing is tho ... their recognised national drink is a fkn beer ... affordable by the fkn lowliest o' pockets at least once - and ye can drink it leisurely, and be fkn happy. Whereas oors, is whisky ... which the lowliest o' pockets tend tae buy cheap fae the supermarket an' drink at hame .... Try goin oot an' achievin optimum pishedness on whisky ... on a budget!

Also, their national celebrations are less focussed on defendin their identity .. more celebratin' ... whilst ours definitely are ... well ... bluster ... and at worst, fkn embarrassin.

Trouble is, too many Scots who hate the English due to historical 'wrongs' have not read many history books.

Anyone who regards 'Bonny Prince Charlie' as a hero need tae go find a 'non Walter Scott' history book, otherwise, carry on playin yer Gary Glitter records.

To get that 'chip of the shoulder' is nae aboot denyin' the hatred/disapproval/sadness/frustration etc re. bein' ruled by an English based Government, it is aboot lovin' oorsels ... for fit we are .... nane o' that 'fa's like us' ****e ... nane o' that broadsword an' claymore ****e ... jist quietly acceptin an' believin' .. we are fkn good folk .... an' us fkn good folk want tae be ruled by us fkn good folk .... then ....

We market oorsels as fkn good folk wi some fkn good traditions, and mak sure the world jines in on oor fkn good traditions on 25 January, and 30th November .... but we still need a decent national beer tae match the notoriety o' oor spiced, meat offal an' grease infused grain wrapped in a sheep's intestines/stomach or plastic .... it's nae a high bar ffs!