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Thread: Bint at work

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    Bint at work

    We have an apprentice at work she is 25 and has the brain power of a wannabe photo journalist from Rochdale.
    Yesterday she was 2 hours late and she would have been later if the boss hadn't called her,today she was an hour late.
    She doesn't have big tits as she is always at the gym.
    And you would feel like a peado because she is so thick

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    Hold on, it's not a photocopier company is it???

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    What is she being trained to do,has she been asked why she is always so late and have you thought about putting a tracker in her car?

    Her breast size shouldn't account for anything tbh

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    Get rid.

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    She is an industrial instaler (it is a made up job as she is to thick to be an mechanic) Once she has finished her apprenticeship she will be gone. No one ever tells her that its not acceptable to be late.
    She was saying she was good yesterday as she worked ten minutes late it didn't bother her that she started two hours late

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    Great storyline so far Noggy, keep us* updated, this bourd is better than a Book at Bedtime on the wireless tbh

    Who needs an telly eh?

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    Look for wrrao on instagram you will see her there she has a picture of her tattoo on her arse

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    I would.

    Not an fan off of bints with geet muscles though tbf.

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    He who has not sinned eh. Arnt you supposed to help her.? And since when has being thick been a crime? We all need help at various times. All that is needed is a positive attitude. Guide her noggy, it will make you a better person.

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    Francis is correct tbh. He needs help finding his apostrophe button for example.

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