The most random thing that somebody actually said to me today.

[cunninglinguist]

'I've got navy blue thread in my overlocker'.

Still trying to work out what that means and what I should do about it!

[Corkhead]

That could be some sort of sailor's euphemism that is best steered well clear of.

Or he is saying he is Pompey through and through?

[cunninglinguist]

I can't be the only one it happens to. I am shocked and surprised almost daily!

[Corkhead]

I am not usually shocked and surprised any day living in what is probably the quietest place in the UK but yesterday was different. Out for a stroll in town I was passed by a tall bloke, who looked a lot like Jesus, dressed all in white and brandishing a foot long kitchen knife. Ten seconds later a horde of cops appeared with a taser and legged it after him. He was last seen heading out of town with the cops in tow. Exciting times.

[chiswickmart]

I'm guessing he wasn't the Messiah then Corky.

[Corkhead]

My first thought was that radicalisation has finally come to the Stour Valley.

[lovedeanblue]

Lovely Runners though. Bolshoe Spasibo.

[cunninglinguist]

I'm guessing he wasn't the Messiah then Corky.

No, but he is obviously a very naughty boy!

[philphillips]

I'm guessing he wasn't the Messiah then Corky.

No......I'm the Messiah. (Said in a Deep Voice).

[philphillips]

'I've got navy blue thread in my overlocker'.

Still trying to work out what that means and what I should do about it!

Must have been an ex matelot......surprised they didn't add "I'll sew it up for you during our make and mend on Wednesday afternoon".....apologies for the "Anchor Faced" Jack Speak!