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Exactly. Hunnishness should be against the law .. globally!Originally Posted by donsdaft
.... Imagine....
"You are charged with three counts under The Prevention of Hunnishness act.
"Firstly, you did appear in public overtly hunnishly attired, and did walk along a busy public thoroughfare in a hunnish manner.
"Secondly, You did enter a particular hostelry, and did, in an overtly hunnish manner, use offensive hunnish language, detailed as follows.
... You did refer to the female bartender as 'hen'
... You did use the offensive term 'Barraweh' on more than one occasion.
... You used the word 'Hullo' twice, in succession. Had any bystander responded with "We are the Billy Boys", you would be facing charges of incitement to hunnishness.
"Thirdly, you smiled in a hunnish manner at a small child, and attempted to mitigate said child's fear by referring to him as 'wee man' and offering him a small cash sum which you evaluated, in a hunnish manner, as "a bawbee fur a sweetie an' 'at naw", leaving said child confused, and possibly radicalised in a hunnish persuasion.
"Should you be found guilty, you face being banned from hun games, your giro stopped permanently, and forced to dress as a leprechaun and hand out promotions leaflets outside Irish pubs 5 days a week for the rest of your life."
