Today's Diddy Games

[InversneckieDob]

Week

The punchline for the joke -
"What has one eye and smells of p1ss?"

[Don Julio]

Here is another question for entertainment….what place in Scotland has got you excited and what was the reason for this excitement?

Tarland! Bobby Clark visiting the school, Doug Rougvie becoming a resident.

The world revolves around Tarland (obviously).

[krakowdon]

Sh1tehole - Slamannan. Even the name is creepy. The only time I visited the place smelled of sharn and, no word of a lie, I saw a large corvid attacking someone in the street.

Liked - still have a soft spot for Stonehaven for the childhood summers spent around the harbour, beachfront, bowling club and the swimming pool when my grandparents lived there. Even if that **** Sneckie would sniff your pants and dip your jeans' pockets whilst you were in the swimming.

[InversneckieDob]

Nothing was ever proved.

[krakowdon]

Nothing was ever proved.

Maybe not, but come on min

Careers master: so what do you fancy doing after we kick you out of this place?

Pupil: I’d like to work in an environment where men take their clothes off and I get to look after their undergarments whilst they frolic in the waters. And shriek as they slide down my chute.

[Jormungand]

See the PJMs kept it to 3 the day

[57vintage]

See the PJMs kept it to 3 the day

Anyone looked in on their forum to gauge the hübris level compared to two weeks ago?

We only have 2 x 205 litre drums of pre-Glasnost CCCP strength industrial sanitiser in the garage, or I’d have had a look masel.

[Jormungand]

Anyone looked in on their forum to gauge the hübris level compared to two weeks ago?

We only have 2 x 205 litre drums of pre-Glasnost CCCP strength industrial sanitiser in the garage, or I’d have had a look masel.

Just had a look - that lot seem to be a bit less deluded tonight.

[sonofrgmsdad]

Goodwin and the players took a lot of stick for the score and performance at Parkred. Yet tarts who many (despite their horrible manager) think are a shoe-in for 3rd, suffered the same score and by the look the same substandard performance. Too hard on our new team and manager* when playing in the multi-millionaires midden?

* accepting that the Motherwell performance wasn't acceptable as accepted by the players and manager.

[GASC1980]

I see they also got the same as us off the referee(Clancy). Absolutely nothing. 5 yellow cards for 12 fouls in the whole match plus another two then reds. Tims had 11 fouls and no bookings.