Today's Diddy Games

[Pacman1903]

"Spain midfielder Marco Asensio will miss Real Madrid's Champions League opener against Apoel Nicosia because of an infected pimple.

Asensio, 21, had been shaving his legs and the infection to the pimple "stopped him pulling up his socks", said manager Zinedine Zidane."

Christ on a bike, probably just about the worst excuse I've ever seen for nae playing a game o' fitba.

F@ck me

[Jupiter]

Must have been an enormous pimple.

[Pacman1903]

Why was he shaving his legs?

[donsdaft]

Fars John Lambie when you need him?



He'll have to come off boss, he's concussed, he doesn't know who he is.

Tell him he's f'uckin Pele and get the b'astard back on.

[andoplzcumbak]

Fars John Lambie when you need him?



He'll have to come off boss, he's concussed, he doesn't know who he is.

Tell him he's f'uckin Pele and get the b'astard back on.

😂😂😂

[BorneoRed]

The modern footballer.

[Pacman1903]

Fars John Lambie when you need him?



He'll have to come off boss, he's concussed, he doesn't know who he is.

Tell him he's f'uckin Pele and get the b'astard back on.

One of the classics that is.

[Landvetter83]

Rijeka beaten at home by AEK Athens.

Am I correct in assuming that's the first team to beat them there since us?

[Landvetter83]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41272392

Good effort by these huns. 2900 tickets and 20,000 turn up in London. Who do they think they are, Celtic?

[Pacman1903]

Rijeka beaten at home by AEK Athens.

Am I correct in assuming that's the first team to beat them there since us?

No Dinamo Zagreb beat them in the league then they were knocked out of CL Olympiakos shortly after inclusive of a home defeat so its the 3rd since us