Barry Ferguson visits the supermarket

[ZombieSkelper]

From today's Daily Ranger - http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/f...se-how-9788375


So there I was at Morrisons the other day, looking for a box of Shreddies Max.

I can’t find them and I’m starting to get agitated, walking up and down the cereal aisle, face like thunder. This woman walks up and asks if I need a hand.

She kindly helps me out and points me in the right direction. So I thank her very much and put them in my shopping trolley.

The next thing I see these three ****age boys laughing at me. One of them shouts something I can’t repeat in the pages of a family newspaper and I respond by saying something along the lines of ‘Wee man, I’ll wrap this trolley around your heid and knock you into those f***** Frosties over there!’

Five minutes later I’m at the yogurt fridge. Raging. And I’m looking around to see where they’ve gone.


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[JackSnakes]

If they aren't bullying school weans in the street it's in the supermarket... jeez - what sort of ethos do these people have?

[Taintedice]

As Barry would say himself, 'what a .... FUD'

[fittiered]

As Barry would say himself, 'what a .... FUD'

And makin V signs on his nose!!!

[AguyIknow]

Wee bazza is a lucky boy that schoolkid from the chippy that waghorn ****ed it from wasn't around or bazza'd have been getting a few slaps

[Doctor_Death]

Great player for Blackpool was Baz

[Taintedice]

dumbo finally out the closet as another hun/dab gayboi, just what the forum needs

[Doctor_Death]

Great football insight from gaydice

[Taintedice]

take a break, dumbo, the forum will still be here tomorrow when you go to log on at 7am

[Doctor_Death]

I'm sure the forum is in safe hands through the wee hours with gaydice, it's the reason why it breathes