Ajayi will not sign for us next season

[kempo]

My impeccable reputation is on the line here but I want to help.

News that we are in talks is the same old claptrap from the club.

Talks that will come to nothing for one reason..We will offer him a bag of salted nuts so he will sign for one of our rivals.

We are a club still in the 60s with 60s men in charge.

Chat over your pints by all means but I will tell you now..

Ajayi will not sign.

[jolly_roger]

My impeccable reputation is on the line here but I want to help.

News that we are in talks is the same old claptrap from the club.

Talks that will come to nothing for one reason..We will offer him a bag of salted nuts so he will sign for one of our rivals.

We are a club still in the 60s with 60s men in charge.

Chat over your pints by all means but I will tell you now..

Ajayi will not sign.

I wish I could think of a counter argument to suggest he will, but I can't to be honest.

[CAMiller]

I wish I could think of a counter argument to suggest he will, but I can't to be honest.

He likes salted nuts maybe?

[welovebooth]

As soon as the club said they was in talks we knew it wouldn't happen.

It should of been done a couple of months ago to stand any chance

[mellowmiller]

My impeccable reputation is on the line here but I want to help.

News that we are in talks is the same old claptrap from the club.

Talks that will come to nothing for one reason..We will offer him a bag of salted nuts so he will sign for one of our rivals.

We are a club still in the 60s with 60s men in charge.

Chat over your pints by all means but I will tell you now..

Ajayi will not sign.

Also Ajayi keeps banging his head on the roof of the disused shipping container which comprises our state of the art training facilities and he will not want to put himself through that again next season.

[millertop]

Also Ajayi keeps banging his head on the roof of the disused shipping container which comprises our state of the art training facilities and he will not want to put himself through that again next season.

No problem, he can train at NYS , west stand concourse entry and plenty of room for weights

[sCORaFU]

My impeccable reputation is on the line here but I want to help.

News that we are in talks is the same old claptrap from the club.

Talks that will come to nothing for one reason..We will offer him a bag of salted nuts so he will sign for one of our rivals.

We are a club still in the 60s with 60s men in charge.

Chat over your pints by all means but I will tell you now..

Ajayi will not sign.

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I think your pessimism is well founded based on every thing that has happened this season. You have probably got it bang on, apart from the now tiring nut joke. It gets you like that though and the only way to get through is humour (sort of).