Derry says he cant explain Uniteds horrendous home form. The main reason is that he plays one up front and ten behind the ball. Even with ten in defence we cant keep the ball out. Why he cant figure it out is that his computing power cannot be measured on any scale.

Even on a scale that measures quantum micro measurements. This is a bloke who has played in the Premiership, and Championship. He is riddled with fear. I bet he wakes up in the night, Hartlepool having hit six.