Bongo, I know that you love a good conspiracy theory, but this one seems to be building momentum.
A couple of years back you had a very open, flirtatious online ‘relationship’ with a ‘nose’ who hailed from the Iberian Peninsula.
Rolling the clock forward, you announce that you are soon to be emigrating to Spain and starting a family.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, I wish you and ‘Spanishblue’ a happy and rewarding life together. .