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Thread: Melody Maker

  1. #1

    Melody Maker

    Scary if true

    The story about Mel texting players and the manager. Not saying it is true but if it is, it is a concern.
    Last edited by Oldtimeram; 19-03-2017 at 04:33 PM.

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    There was a BBC link but it does not be working

  3. #3
    More of an NME man myself but tell us more. Well actually, tell us anything at all.

    Apparently it comes from Pat Murphy who is usually reliable and has been talked about at 'breakfast club'...whatever that is.
    Last edited by ramAnag; 19-03-2017 at 09:30 PM.

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    Its a shame they can't all work in harmony hey OTR?

    What's got 3 legs and an arse hole on top?
    A drum stool.

    What do you call a drummer in a jazz performance?
    Lost.

    Why do drummers make bad postmen?
    They can't find 1.

    ... Is that enough or do ya want some more?

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by AdiSalisbury View Post
    Its a shame they can't all work in harmony hey OTR?

    What's got 3 legs and an arse hole on top?
    A drum stool.

    What do you call a drummer in a jazz performance?
    Lost.

    Why do drummers make bad postmen?
    They can't find 1.

    ... Is that enough or do ya want some more?
    How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

    50, one to actually change it and the other 49 to tell him how much better Neil Peart would have done it

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    Guy walks into a shop.

    Asks the man behind the counter 'Do you have any ernie Ball light guage 'e' strings please?'

    Man behind the counter answers 'you'r not a guitarist are you. You're a drummer'

    'How d'ya know that?' the guy asks

    Counter man retorts 'This is a greengrocers'

  7. #7
    Q: what's got 4 legs and a **** on its back?

    A: a police horse

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