O/T Message to Gordon Ramsey

[Newcy Wolf]

Gordon,

I've just seen a clip of you for a new TV show.

Now Gordon, you are over 50, you are an ugly **** and a t0sser to be honest.

Dyeing you newly quiffed bouffant hairstyle a weird purple/brown colour won't help, believe me.

You are still a w****r.

[wolves71]

It looks like a do it yourself haircut.

[Woking88]

It looks like a bad wig just glued to the top of his head!

[Acido]

That is a shocking 'back fringe', has he actually seen how bad it is in the mirror yet ?
To be honest I cant knock his knowledge of food and the food business, but as a so called personality the bloke is a complete kn*ob jockey!!

[Newcy Wolf]

This is the crutch about celebrity chefs.
Gordon "I f*****g played for Rangers" Ramsey, Jamie "God I wish I could get a Michelin star. JUST ONE FFS" Oliver and John "smug Aussie" Torode have all done all the hours God sends. They are masters of cooking, genuine talents. True chefs that can gut and fillet fish in seconds, know the best and worst parts of a cow/lamb/chicken/deer/game bird and know how to cook accordingly.
They can make a healthy, tasty meal out of f**k all within minutes. They know how to make an appropriate jus or vinaigrette that will complement the said dish.

Let's be honest, it's a massive talent, not your basic Neanderthal rubbish.

It's just a shame these celebrity chefs all seem to be prize c**ts.

[Acido]

Whatever happened to Fanny Craddock and her old fashioned cookery shows eh ?
It was never a good idea to try and promote these chef's as 'tv celebrities', the two things are totally different.

If I want to know how to pull a piece of pork or how to NOT eat a piece of blatantly raw meat etc. then I will watch their shows.
Seriously though, I dont want them to be entertaining or funny if Im watching a show about food.