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  1. #1
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    Goodness me


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    Buc, don't read that sh!te.

    Frank will have some agony Uncle column on there shortly.

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    Wtf....what is all that sick **** all about and how did she allow herself to be degraded that much,what I don't understand is how she got to meet men who wanted the same for their dog as well as themselves, its not something that you can put under 'interests' on Tinder after all is it

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    I have told this story on here before but I was seeing this girl, dead tidy, she was 23 and looked like Tulisa but unfortunately spoke with a council estate Leicester accent.

    Anyhow all was going well and the *** was amazing as she was up for stuff not even I would try, then she told me the story about her ex husband who she watched mount and shag the family dog, after asking her what happened expecting her to say she had phoned the police or it kicked off she said nothing happened, the dog let him finish so it must have liked it.

    This sort of spoiled things a bit as I was finding it harder and harder not to think of anything other than canine activities whilst I was banging her and eventually it was neigh on near impossible for me to reach a 'happy ending' so we had to part.

    Selfish cow, if she had kept the darker side of her past to herself then things could have continued longer but hey ho.

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    Words fail me

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    My point exactly Chalky, she would gyrate against the pole that held up the washing line demanding *** in the garden in daylight.

    I used to smell of *** all the time but when I am sitting there in twenty years or so smelling of my own pi ss I shall remember the memories fondly.

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