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Thread: Weird Dreams You Have....

  1. #1
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    Weird Dreams You Have....

    I dream of getting captured playing on those trains that they have on the sidings.

    Once as a ****ager I got chased messing about on them, eating all the stuff in the buffet compartments and the dreaded railway police raided it, I successfully escaped through the undergrowth but got grassed on by one of the fat greedy gets who stayed there longer eating crisps and draught Pepsi.

    I quite like the dreams as they are exciting, I may make a low budget version of the events in the future, not sure if it will be a tv film or will have a wider cinema release.


    Anyone else dream of owt decent?

  2. #2
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    Yes. I have a dream whereby i am walking along the corridors of the EU building in Brussells, with a flame thrower, and turn everyone into ash. I do the same to Germany France, Russia, Spain, Turkey, the middle east, China, south america, Africa and most others, but with a bigger flame thrower.

    My flame thrower then turns into a todger, which i wave in the face of Angela Merkel, Hillary Clinton, Tyepp Erdogan, The French nation, all muslims, Maddona, and Gordon Ramsey. Oh and Jeremy Corbin. Before turning him into ash. And all liberal socialists.

    That is all. Rupert

  3. #3
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    Maddona?

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