I'm off work this week and I've just flicked through the channels and landed on This Morning.
Hosting this programme is a certain Eamonn Holmes.
The irritating Irishman has had his fat little face pumped full of Botox but for what reason?

Eamonn, you may have ironed out the wrinkles but as the saying goes, you can't polish a t urd.

Set up my day nicely.