Yes exactly, what is a 'bird' doing there at a Swindon match ?
I notice the Way out sign is posting to the Burnsley kids earhole. Does that mean it goes in one ear and straight out of the other ?
The dads saying ,look son if you misbehave again i will bring you back here..
(sorry Gaz/Laz)..
His dad is saying ....Look son we can walk round to that side after and sit there if you want seeing as that stands empty too
No the dad is saying 'Look kid, shut up about the Bastido Rovers or I will make you go and smell that stewards middle finger'
"OK son, I know we're going down but you won't want to wear that shirt when we get back to back promotions and meet Burnley in the Championship and no you can't have a burger and yes you are staying til the end of the match"
The dad might be saying all that bollox but the kid is just stood laughing saying ..."hey up dad thank **** il never grow up to be like you im sooo glad mum left ya"