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Thread: Explain this Frank

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    Explain this Frank

    Before we set of for the IOW my friend who I was traveling with asked me if we went over a blue toll bridge on the way down,I told her that we didn't and she replied that she had a faint memory of us going over one last year,I didn't think anymore of it until we came home yesterday and we got diverted through a village in the middle of nowhere......and went over a blue toll bridge,there was no way that she could have known that we would be traveling that way before,it genuinely sent a shiver down my back

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    Firstly, you have managed to get a woman in your car? Way to go as the yanks would say. And you got "home", do you live with her? Life is weirder than even i can imagine, which is infinately weirder that anything you could think of in a thousand lifetimes. If we consider quantum mechanics and presentiment, she is remembering the future. All it takes to have this type of thing in your life is to believe in it. The mind is miraculous.

    Which brings me to a miraculous thing about hunting red squirrels. My note in regards to this had nothing to do with squirrels at all.... Was it a, about kettles, b about broom handles, or c about CLITO RISES.

    Thats Correct....C L I T O R I S E S If you dont know what that is look it up. Your female friend has one.

    A clit hunter.

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    No Frank,I don't live with her and she's not my girlfriend, I think that I may have mentioned her before on here though,its when we was coming home to Nottingham that the toll bridge incident happened,not our home,we've been away a few times but as from the 23rd she will be moving down to the IOW so I will see a lot less of her I suppose

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    Did the bridge of an TROLL under it?

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    Apart from them all being inbred, the Isle off of Wigit is alright tbf. Where a bouts is she moving to Chalks? Ventnor is my favourite part.

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    She is moving to Shanklin Pents,Ventnor is indeed ace,there is a bar right at top of the cliffs with superb views,what with the red beach and unique climate that it gets makes it somewhere worth visiting

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pentridge View Post
    Apart from them all being inbred, the Isle off of Wigit is alright tbf. Where a bouts is she moving to Chalks? Ventnor is my favourite part.
    Never been to the Isle of Wight as yet food for thought there I think .

    Is it expensive as I suppose things need shipped in .

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    The ferry was about £100 return but I didn't notice ny real price difference in any thing else buc,you would like it down there but a hell of a long way down from Aberdeen

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalkyncfc61 View Post
    The ferry was about £100 return but I didn't notice ny real price difference in any thing else buc,you would like it down there but a hell of a long way down from Aberdeen
    its the dearest crossing in the world to the isle of Wight,averages out about 50 quid a mile..Even more for a Motorhome ..Red funnel ferries do some good deals though for a weeks stay in a Motorhome in the off season though..

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    I of been to the Isle of Dogs.



    It's not that nice tbf.

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