Reply With QuoteWinnie had already shared the spaghetti with....
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knotted together tinned spaghetti in tomato sauce. Unfortunately for both Yubby and Statesey ...
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Winnie had already shared the spaghetti with....
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a nice little purple alien who had decided to visit Statesey before his take off to beg him to hurry up and rescue outer space from Yubby before their ears were assaulted with "Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi!" one more time than they could bear.
So, on realising he no longer had his boy scout spaghetti with which to rescue outer space ... umm I mean Yubby ...Statesey ...
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Splashed back to earth landing in the southern pacific ocean off the coast of an uncharted tropical island. Naturally buoyant Stateside paddled the 50 metres to the coast and collapsed with exhaustion onto the warm sand. A passing seagull crapped on his face but he didn't care. He was just happy to be......
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able to feel his couple of extra tyres he had proudly collected over the last 63 years by eating cakeside and....
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to be away from Yubby and Winnie's incessant squabbling. Sadly, Statesey' 3 seconds of tropical bliss was about to be rudely interrupted by a great big ...
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applause, All the mad Villians had just found out that David Villa was signing up to become manager this upcoming season, and his first signing was to become...
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Statesey in goal, those long, hard cake to mouth training days would finally give our favourite mod the recognition he humbly felt he deserved. Next up was ...
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38yr old Messi. He heard that the ultimate cake eater was player between the sticks, and he wanted to end his career in the same team as this legend. So either end of the spine was covered, centre mid signing is.....
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Yubby, on account of his 7/10 performance for the North Star Honey Badgers. But only after he promised not to keep shouting "David for Villa!" every time he ran past the dug out. Ozfan was appointed the fans warm up man 'cos he is good at telling jokes, while Rosie was appointed team mascot girl. However, unfortunately for Rosie, she was sacked after 10 minutes for distracting the boys with her long legs in those famous white boots so, instead, was given the position of ...
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