Fishing

[kel_]

I am intending to start fishing again this summer. I willn't be terwatting on of them on the heed though.

How do youse kill them then?

[Disco Buc]

How do youse kill them then?

Floppy doesn't hit them on the head he puts them back hopefully none the worse for wear.

[griff]

I dragged loads off of mackerel oot the sea near Oban a few years ago. I had to use an priest* on them on account of them trying to bite me. Lovely cooked in butter a few minutes later.**


* No Jimmy. The posh word for the lump of wood used to bash their brains in.

** The mackerel, not the priest.

[Pentridge]

Fresh mackerel is just about my favourite fish dish tbf.

As for standing next to an lake/pond waiting for fish that of been put in there just for you to catch and then sling back in whilst surrounded by the sort off of people normally seen at dogging sites, sounds utter shi­te.

[funny_flopbags]

That made me proper arf tbf Pents.

[kel_]

As fresh as it gets tbf

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co....owing-13056591

[deezel]

would that work on Frank?

[funny_flopbags]

That's grim.


I'm living on kumkwats and avocados from now on.

[Disco Buc]

Poor fish being mislead onto a hook and then for no reason battered on the head .

Poor thing.

[Disco Buc]

No animal gets hurt with this please try ..

https://groceries.asda.com/product/v...s/910002378536