Reply With QuoteWhere of you been then?
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Just had my mid morning bowl off of porridge when I tasted summat odd in it, thought it was cardboard or something equally abhorrent...turns out it wer only bits of coconut lol
Anyone else had owt surprising in their mouth recently?
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Where of you been then?
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a) in a coma
2) mad busy at work
iii) I don't know, it only seems like yesterday when I last posted
four) all of the above ^^^
V) none of the above ^^^
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Pork steak that was cooked medium rare. Of'd it in a restaurant in Barcelona, apparently they eat it that way. Summat to do with it being organic/wild/boar like pig. Anyhow, it was ACE.
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Oh I thought you might of pleaded guilty to summat you didert do* or summat like that.Originally Posted by deezel
*an likely story
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Aye, nice to hear from you Deezel. I thought for while I was the oldest left on here then back you pop.
How's your:
Joints
Eyes
Memory
Ears
Hairline
Memory
Stamina
Prostate
Memory?
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When I saw the FRED title I thought yous had done a stint inside deez.
How's tricks?
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Joints..the right wrist is fine
Eyes..need new glasses
Memory..did BURY win the league last season?
Ears..still of 2 (two)
Hairline..needs looking after carefully
Memory..when's the open top bus tour?
Stamina..oooh I've been doing loads off of running* over the last year
Prostate..04.20 pee most mornings
Memory..Flickers Barmy Army
* running my first marathon next weekend
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Nee cell sharing with t***ylad involved
I'm fine ta, far too busy at work for a man off of my age, keeping out of mischief by doing lots of running (see ^^^^) and drinking less as an consequence
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Drinking LESS/
Poor *******.
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