You cant blame me for taking an interest in your love life. Can you tell us something about whom you are cleaving too at the moment. Id she blond or brunette, how old is she? What does she do for a living? What is her bra size, what make of pants does she wear? Where is she from, what sort of family does she come from?

If i can have a guess, id say she was brunette, about 55,shop lifts for a living, has a training bra, her pants are from charity shops, shes from Birkenhead, and her family sit watching tv everynight fart ing. She has case notes as thick as ten bibles with pregnancies, drug addiction, alcoholism, family breakdowns, suicides, anorexia, and depression.
Oh, and votes Labour.
Princess Leia.