Oi Kel

[kel_]

Another stock reply. You poxed up fatty.

Hence me quoting only that part off of your post which appears to have gone right over your ribena coloured heed.

Thick cu­nt.

[Psaw]

Another oft repeated insult. You are dull, uninteresting, predictable, uninspired, boring, one dimensional, you are wallpaper, there but not noticed, you are unintelligent, a legend in your own head, you are par for the course, and as such, you are a nobody. When you die you will not leave people grieving, you will leave a stain people walk around.

Nigel.

[kel_]

you are unintelligent.

Anyone would think you struggle with 'you're'...

Thick cu­nt

[Psaw]

Another repeat. You really dont get it. You are a tedious adulterer. Any woman who spends thirty seconds in your company realises that you are a cardboard cut out of a dullard. Thats worse than being a dullard. You could say a facsimile, as you have experience in copying.
Your conversation contains about ten words, six of them swear words. If they question you they quickly know you are two inches deep, a man pretending to have any substance or worth. You are a dead end. A shallow hole. A brief shower, quickly forgotten. A volcano that goes phut. A womans *** toy, used and discarded. Your presence on earth is a mistake in engineering, they meant to create a deadlier Gila monster, and got you. God has had words. Please take this personally.

Randolph.

[kel_]

Now now, Francis. Remember what the doctor said anboot your blood pressure. I can almost see that vein in your temple throbbing from here.