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    You have to laugh

    Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, has renewed his executive box at the Emirates - suggesting he will stay at the club.

    Why bother when he usually watches the matches from the pitch?

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    Quote Originally Posted by davee59 View Post
    Arsenal midfielder Mesut Ozil, 28, has renewed his executive box at the Emirates - suggesting he will stay at the club.
    Why bother when he usually watches the matches from the pitch?
    Breaking news for co*ckney Dave..... Tottingham are favourites to sign a bloke called Mesut Ozil, 28. Are you excited ?
    (and I might be joking here, I just got fed up of all the jellied eels on this board lol)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Acido View Post
    Breaking news for co*ckney Dave..... Tottingham are favourites to sign a bloke called Mesut Ozil, 28. Are you excited ?
    (and I might be joking here, I just got fed up of all the jellied eels on this board lol)
    There is more chance of me playing for Barnsley. I don't like Eels but love seafood generally. We like our Whelks darn sarf!

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    I don't like eels as they feed on sewage.
    I am more into fresh seafood and love a king prawn seafood salad.
    I also like rock and chips.
    Rock is a small shark also called rock salmon for you sheep eyes eating North folk.
    I also like Haddock and how many of you North folk know the reason Charlton are called the "Addicks"?
    I shall tell you.
    During the 2nd world war the players played for free and were rewarded by the local fish industry with
    fish. (Haddock) Which south Londoners pronounced (Addick) Hence the Addicks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by trickydick View Post
    I don't like eels as they feed on sewage.
    I am more into fresh seafood and love a king prawn seafood salad.
    I also like rock and chips.
    Rock is a small shark also called rock salmon for you sheep eyes eating North folk.
    I also like Haddock and how many of you North folk know the reason Charlton are called the "Addicks"?
    I shall tell you.
    During the 2nd world war the players played for free and were rewarded by the local fish industry with
    fish. (Haddock) Which south Londoners pronounced (Addick) Hence the Addicks.
    Now known as the train spotters or the anoraks

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    well we used to get the friday treat when dad came home from work and it was rock and chips, rock eel that is....
    and don't get me started on saveloys!!
    especially up north..

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    Quote Originally Posted by frenchlion View Post
    Now known as the train spotters or the anoraks
    Ha Ha well either way they are fishy.
    And they used to play in Catford which is named after the catfish ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
    well we used to get the friday treat when dad came home from work and it was rock and chips, rock eel that is....
    and don't get me started on saveloys!!
    especially up north..
    Well the muck they eat up North i imagine a saveloy up there is a bulls cock

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    Quote Originally Posted by trickydick View Post
    Well the muck they eat up North i imagine a saveloy up there is a bulls cock
    with hair!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dagenhamJohn View Post
    with hair!
    Yes the bulls cock has more hair than the North folk.
    They are all bald and wear knotted hankies on their heads.

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