Masturbation

[WBA1955]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

[WBA53]

So you admit your still a w@nka 55?

[WBA1955]

Well'they'seem'to'have'decided'i'am'on'.com'
Some'very'famous'people'are'masturbators'as'well'a s'all'the'Popes'and'priests.
Amanda'Holden,now'there's'a'thought.

[goodlordmurphy]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

What a thing to post on this board.... take yourself in hand man!!!

[mickd1961]

When lads are ****agers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

A lad I went to school with told a great story.

During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

He shot his load all over the mirror.

Still makes me loff 40 years later.

[baggieal]

Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

Very rude of you 1955 to indirectly point out Bob and Oldham are ****ers!

[WBA1955]

When lads are ****agers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

A lad I went to school with told a great story.

During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

He shot his load all over the mirror.

Still makes me loff 40 years later.

I'had'a'mate'at'school'who'was'at'it'all'the'time. He'kept'a'sock,'down'the'front'of'his'pants'in'cas e'of'emergency.
He'had'to'go'to'hospital'after'tearing'his'foreski n'off'diving'on'a'football'with'a'hard'on.
He'wouldn't'come'out'if'the'Avengers'were'on'and'T ara'King'was'wearing'a'mini.
Once'on'a'school'trip'he'tried'to's'hag'the'gap'be tween'the'coach'seats.
I'told'a'workmate'this'and'he'howled.
"What'became'of'him,"he'asked.
" He's'your'GP,"i'replied.'

[mickd1961]

The last time I had a prostate examination I was gripping the chair in front of me whilst the GP was poking up my a r s e.

I'd been dreading it and I was surprised as to how I was coping with the experience.......

Until I realised he had both his hands on my shoulders!

[Dubbag]

55....What's with all the ''''' ''''''' in your posts lately?

[goodlordmurphy]

Song for all of us...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1xpUbAtcZA