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Thread: Masturbation

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    Masturbation

    Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
    Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
    Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

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    So you admit your still a w@nka 55?

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    Well'they'seem'to'have'decided'i'am'on'.com'
    Some'very'famous'people'are'masturbators'as'well'a s'all'the'Popes'and'priests.
    Amanda'Holden,now'there's'a'thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
    Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
    Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
    Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.
    What a thing to post on this board.... take yourself in hand man!!!

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    When lads are teenagers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

    Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

    A lad I went to school with told a great story.

    During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

    He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

    He shot his load all over the mirror.

    Still makes me loff 40 years later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WBA1955 View Post
    Everyone'does'it'but'not'many'admit'to'it.
    Kinda'funny'to'imagine'Enoch'Powell'or'Rudyard'Kip ling'doing'it'but'they'did.
    Everyone'should'find'the'time'to'enjoy'themselves.

    Very rude of you 1955 to indirectly point out Bob and Oldham are ****ers!

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    Smile

    Quote Originally Posted by mickd1961 View Post
    When lads are teenagers they never admit to it but when you get older it's something you'll readily tells tales about with your mates.

    Anyone who says they don't enjoy a good "hand shandy" is a liar.

    A lad I went to school with told a great story.

    During the summer holidays from school he was on his own at home and slipped on his mums knickers and bra and had a monster w a n k I n g session in front of his bedroom mirror.

    He was on the "vinegar stroke" as the bedroom door opened and his mum,who had returned unexpectedly,caught him red handed.

    He shot his load all over the mirror.

    Still makes me loff 40 years later.
    I'had'a'mate'at'school'who'was'at'it'all'the'time. He'kept'a'sock,'down'the'front'of'his'pants'in'cas e'of'emergency.
    He'had'to'go'to'hospital'after'tearing'his'foreski n'off'diving'on'a'football'with'a'hard'on.
    He'wouldn't'come'out'if'the'Avengers'were'on'and'T ara'King'was'wearing'a'mini.
    Once'on'a'school'trip'he'tried'to's'hag'the'gap'be tween'the'coach'seats.
    I'told'a'workmate'this'and'he'howled.
    "What'became'of'him,"he'asked.
    " He's'your'GP,"i'replied.'

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    The last time I had a prostate examination I was gripping the chair in front of me whilst the GP was poking up my a r s e.

    I'd been dreading it and I was surprised as to how I was coping with the experience.......

    Until I realised he had both his hands on my shoulders!

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    55....What's with all the ''''' ''''''' in your posts lately?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dubbag View Post
    55....What's with all the ''''' ''''''' in your posts lately?
    It looks like he needs to select AUTO CORRECT OPTIONS then click AUTO FORMAT AS YOU TYPE TAB and then deselect the quote marks. Its been mentioned a few times now but he aye listening

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    Quote Originally Posted by phild View Post
    It looks like he needs to select AUTO CORRECT OPTIONS then click AUTO FORMAT AS YOU TYPE TAB and then deselect the quote marks. Its been mentioned a few times now but he aye listening
    Ahhhh.................thanks for that Phil!

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    the day i got married i aquired a washing machine and left the hand washing behind,and the machine is still in fine fettle 36 years later

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    http://forums.madonnanation.com/inde...eo-goes-viral/
    dirty buggers,they wernt shy by the sound of it either

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    Wonder what Chadli will be getting up to over the next few weeks and months.

    It appears he may end up with a lot of time on his hands .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Albionic68 View Post
    Wonder what Chadli will be getting up to over the next few weeks and months.

    It appears he may end up with a lot of time on his hands .

    Do'you'remember'old'sp'unky'who'used'to'keep'goal. 'for'Arsenal

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    Yes and i remember the jokes as well;

    Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely?
    Wenger wipes Seaman from the Arsenal team sheet
    Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up North
    Seaman mess leaves stain on Wenger's managerial record
    Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts
    Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow
    Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go
    Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman

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    Quote Originally Posted by phild View Post
    Yes and i remember the jokes as well;

    Did Wenger release Seaman prematurely?
    Wenger wipes Seaman from the Arsenal team sheet
    Wenger hoping for clean sheets as Seaman shoots up North
    Seaman mess leaves stain on Wenger's managerial record
    Seaman fills Schmeichel's shorts
    Arsenal fans find Seaman release hard to swallow
    Big mess at Highbury as Wenger lets Seaman go
    Wenger to get youngster in for Seaman
    Wenger wrings hands of Seaman following sticky moment.

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    I'put'a'similar'thread'on'.com'asking'them'the'str angest'places'they;/had'all'masturbated'
    The'mods'deleted'it
    Touchy'lot'over'there'

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    The problem with masturbating to Internet porn is that your keyboard tends to take a bit of a pounding.

    Well'thats'my'excuse'anyway'

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