+ Visit Burnley FC Mad for Latest News, Transfer Gossip, Fixtures and Match Results
Results 1 to 8 of 8

Thread: Saints - a fourth way

  1. #1
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    13,001

    Saints - a fourth way

    The pope has created a fourth way to become a saint ... for martyrs.
    Sounds like Islam ... without the 22 virgins

    How many saints are there and what to they do? I gather the church doesn't know. Just as well there is an All Saints Day

    https://www.christiantoday.com/artic...ers/110657.htm

  2. #2
    I like the notion of Saint Bedlington Terrier of Burnley!

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Posts
    13,001
    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    I like the notion of Saint Bedlington Terrier of Burnley!
    Trouble is you have to die first and save someone's life.

  4. #4
    New rules are being thought up as we speak...

  5. #5
    Join Date
    May 2004
    Posts
    3,417
    I thought it was 72 virgins - that's it now, I'm going to shave the beard off

  6. #6
    Quote Originally Posted by nutsinmay View Post
    I thought it was 72 virgins - that's it now, I'm going to shave the beard off
    Try finding ONE virgin in Bolton under the age of 15 and you will be lucky!

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Posts
    22,016
    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    Try finding ONE virgin in Bolton under the age of 15 and you will be lucky!
    Reminds me of a story in the local press many years ago now, basically it said there were no prostitutes plying their trade in Burnley. "Too many enthusiastic amateurs", was the explanation from a mate of mine.

  8. #8
    Another mate of mine from Accrington once told me even Quasimodo could get laid on a Saturday night visit to Burnley Mecca!

Forum Info

Footymad Forums offer you the chance to interact and discuss all things football with fellow fans from around the world, and share your views on footballing issues from the latest, breaking transfer rumours to the state of the game at international level and everything in between.

Whether your team is battling it out for the Premier League title or struggling for League survival, there's a forum for you!

Gooners, Mackems, Tractor Boys - you're all welcome, please just remember to respect the opinions of others.

Click here for a full list of the hundreds of forums available to you

The forums are free to join, although you must play fair and abide by the rules explained here, otherwise your ability to post may be temporarily or permanently revoked.

So what are you waiting for? Register now and join the debate!

(these forums are not actively moderated, so if you wish to report any comment made by another member please report it.)



Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •