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Thread: Who Would Have Thought It ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primitive View Post
    Time Lords are an alien race. A woman can't be a Time Lord, but a Time Lord can look like a woman.
    Ah so that explains Grayson Perry!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Bedlington Terrier View Post
    Never watched Dr Who since the Daleks scared me sh i tless when I was a lad!
    Exterminate Exterminate

    Using a sink plunger!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by In Dyche We Trust View Post
    The fact that The Doctor uses an old telephone box for home and travel is what makes them so clever....
    Right it's so they can make phone calls and push button A to get through.
    It's actually a Police box I found out.
    Unlike an ordinary callbox, its telephone was located behind a hinged door so it could be used from the outside, and the interior of the box was, in effect, a miniature police station for use by police officers to read and fill in reports, take meal breaks and even temporarily hold prisoners until the arrival of transport- how clever of the Time Lords to pick that.

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    Bloody hell, don't you lot know anything?

    It's not a police box, it just looks like one from the outside, and they didn't pick it, it got stuck like that when the chameleon circuit malfunctioned.
    Last edited by Primitive; 20-07-2017 at 12:43 PM.

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    I know who John Pertwee was.



    In his early days he was human....then later he became not human....so can only guess that in all the confusion - he thought it easier to become a scarecrow..


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    No male role models allowed. Don't you all know that women are superior in every single aspect; a social engineer at the BBC told me so therefore it must be true. Wait till you see the puny thick male sidekick they will bring in or better still lesbian/transgender would be far better. I am glad I am not a kid today, I pity them for the future they will endure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deadlydave View Post
    No male role models allowed. Don't you all know that women are superior in every single aspect; a social engineer at the BBC told me so therefore it must be true. Wait till you see the puny thick male sidekick they will bring in or better still lesbian/transgender would be far better. I am glad I am not a kid today, I pity them for the future they will endure.
    it wont last long - at some point....we'll all be supplanted - new human-ish breeding programmes - perhaps tailor made babies grown in artificial wombs /breeding tanks - but only until the machines decide...that were an objectionable lifeform.





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    Latest news out of 10 Downing Street is that Theresa May is in line to be the next James Bond.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by In Dyche We Trust View Post
    Latest news out of 10 Downing Street is that Theresa May is in line to be the next James Bond.....
    ...are sticking with the men then.




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