Originally Posted by
animallittle3
Teresa May " can you vote for us in parliament please as I'm so out of touch I've foolishly lost my majority .
Arlene Foster " hmm , cost you £1.5bn
Teresa May " luckily I've got a magic money tree in the garden of number 10 , I'll give it a shake , it always drops millions and millions of pounds when we tories need it .
Nurse " we need a pay rise , I'm having to use foodbanks to make ends meet "
Teresa May " im sorry we don't have a magic money tree for public services "
Nuff said .