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  1. #11
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    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

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    What's the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

    One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

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    My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "no it doesn't"

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    How does a train eat?


    It goes Chew Chew

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    What food do you never share?

    Nacho's (nat yors)

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    Quote Originally Posted by yubbywelch View Post
    My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

    I don't get that one bro. It is, isn't it?

    The rest made me laugh though!

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    I look in the mirror every morning and laugh.

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    I once farted in an elevator, it was wrong on so many levels

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    Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yubbywelch View Post
    Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
    That's why I never argue with y.. umm ... I mean thanks for the much needed smile bro.

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