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    August pun

    My mom said follow your dreams.


    So I went back to bed.

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    Ha ha that's punny bro.

    I'll dig out my pun cap later ...

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    What's the biggest thing you need to do to throw a party in space?


    You need to planet.

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    What's the biggest thing you need to do to throw a party in space?


    You need to planet.

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    I just found out I'm colorblind. The diagnosis came completely out of the purple.

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    Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

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    Ha ha! Keep them coming bro.

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    My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.

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    What do you call a sleep walking nun?

    A roaming Catholic

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