Rotherham Bugle

[wrinkly]

Another expose today...

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2017/1...e-same-street/

Probably best avoided if you come from Barnsley.

A lavish dripping tearcake and black pudding reception - poork pie wedding cake?

[great_fire]

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/1...two-customers/

Reading this one I notice there is a shop selling out of date organic food and quinoa crisps on main Street next to the zebra crossing, not open Saturday though, well why would you open on the busiest shopping day of the week?

[Lasterman]

They can't open Saturdays because that's the day the owners run Reiki Healing workshops at the backroom of Greasborough Club. It involves the laying on of hands, and it's not the first time that technique has been used at that venue.

Does organic food go out of date by the way? I thought it lasted for ever like the people that eat it.

[frogmiller]

First The Avertiser were stealing my clothses and now it's The Star. I wrote about Ikea last week, and now they're at it.

http://www.thestar.co.uk/news/watch-...ilet-1-8791929

How can you write 'motion sensitive toilets' without any sense of irony?!

The originals are the bestestist and you are just that Lasterman. You ought to offer your services and get some more coin for your charity.

The same street marriage is up there. Thanks

[CAMiller]

They can't open Saturdays because that's the day the owners run Reiki Healing workshops at the backroom of Greasborough Club. It involves the laying on of hands, and it's not the first time that technique has been used at that venue.

Does organic food go out of date by the way? I thought it lasted for ever like the people that eat it.

Kempo started on an organic regimen 8 years ago and hasn't aged a day since

[Lasterman]

The originals are the bestestist and you are just that Lasterman. You ought to offer your services and get some more coin for your charity.

The same street marriage is up there. Thanks

Many thanks for your kind words. Speaking of the charities, Christmas is approaching and the book of the site (The Big Buttock Tattoo) is the perfect gift for that hard to buy for person who you don't want to spend much on, but don't want to insult by buying the wrong sort of pants.

Details of how to get copies, and the charities where ALL the proceeds go are here:

http://www.streetwisenews.com/rotherhambugle/

You can order online, by phone, or pop into the office near Magna.

[Lasterman]

Kempo started on an organic regimen 8 years ago and hasn't aged a day since

Yes, the good doctors age appears to be a matter of some debate. However, I think the discrepancies could be accounted for by the uneducated amongst us taking a simplistic linear view on the passage of time. However, I think Kempo is adopting the Superfluidity model of Spacetime which confers a greater degree of flexibility. Either that or he's a lying get.

[Lasterman]

Some World News today...

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2017/1...xican-muslims/

[Lasterman]

A blast from the past:

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/1...w-in-rawmarsh/

[Lasterman]

A bit of a laugh after Saturday's misery...

http://www.rotherhambugle.com/2016/1...man-has-twins/