Fantasy League News 2017/2018

[samhubball]

Rosie/Picasso - the reason for the incompetence is quite simply because the FA and the officials don't want me to win. If I am 9 points off the winner at the end of the season then I have morally won the competition and shall make myself a gold star out of sticky back plastic and glitter to commemorate my brilliance.

Triple captain this week. And I'm going to get over 100 points

[dazzyowen]

Bit desperate of Kane if I’m honest, my lad had a very similar situation the other week And I told him to put his dummy back in and get on with it.. know what I mean 👍😂

[yubbywelch]

This week is the week peeps.

Interesting tactics

Winnies Bench Boost
Loud Mouth Aussies Tripple Captain
And Dazzy's Red Carded Bench (unavailable red card that is)

[yubbywelch]

I reckon by the end of this round the top 5 will be reshuffled and there be 15points separating us all.

[bongosdad]

Everyone in the top 4 could win it I reckon. It's been the best season I've been in.

[samhubball]

Squeaky bum time. Mr Mahrez needs to put in a performance tonight!

[VillaRosie]

With week 34 seemingly going on forever it will be a relatively quick report.


CAPTAIN WATCH

So who was victorious in the battle of the Triple Captain Tokens.

Sam and Yubby risked their managerial reputations on Mahrez v knowledgeable HJ our current joint FL champion who entrusted Lukaku with the armband.

Lukaku 24 Mahrez 15

Easy victory for wily HJ. Well played.💥⭐️💥⭐️

Best captain score with 2 games played Kane 20.

Best captain score with 1 game played Salah 16


MANAGER OF THE WEEK AWARD 🏆

Winnie 💥💥💥💥💥 literally a runaway 🏃winner this week scooping 91 bountiful points. Our master tactician played her Bench Boost Token which earned her 10 points curtesy of Burnley duo Barns and Ward.
Well played 👏👏👏👏👏


TOP 6

1. Pedigree Chump 1819
2. Hubball’s Harriers 1798
3. Mr Tee 1797
4. Ihaveahotwife 1795
5. Winnie’s Warriors 1790
6. Billesley Villans 1757


Sam up to to second at Uncle Tony’s expense and BB up to 6th as Picasso drops to 7th.

What a finish to the competition. Dazzy maintaining a 21 point advantage over Sam but only 8 points seperate Winnie in 5th and 2nd placed Sam.

Only 4 Gameweeks before our champ is crowned. 👑👑👑

RELEGATION 😡🤮🤬

15. Ozston Villa
16. TDFC
17. Chinese Takeaway



DRONGO 🎩

Oz scoops the Drongo with an abysmal 40 points. 🐴


Special mention for Iwuz who managed to get 10 of his team on the starting lineup for 2 matches.

Gameweek 35 with only 6 fixtures brings yet more problems for our managers, especially for our top 5 it could be a significant week, could our managers find the pressure too intense and bottle it 🍾🍾🍾🍾🍾

Although Liverpool and Arsenal have matches this weekend the worry issue is Liverpool have a Champions League semi final v Roma on 24th April return leg 2nd May and Arsenal a Europa League semi final v Atletico Madrid 26th April return 3rd May which could more than likely effect week 36 as well. What will Klopp and Wenger do? Who will they rest? which in turn will sabotage our teams. 😱😡😤

Anyone admit to hiding any tokens? 😝😛😜

[ozfan]

Ahem there young lady! I see one player with less points than me, being TDFC. I hereby politely request the drongo be rescinded.

[picasso]

Thanks for the report Rosie. Top notch again. Congratulations to everyone especially Winnie who is coming up on the rails. Alas I’m resigned to my fate as an also ran and will have to throw the kitchen sink at it (aka Mark Hughes) just to aim for sixth place.

[yubbywelch]

I have been jibbed this week, my changes didn't save, Salah whom I brought back in and named as captain scores 7, but for some reason Mahrez who isn't even playing is captain and Niasse who hasn't played for 3 weeks is my Vice


GRRRRRRRRR