Fight

[Airdrieman]

Almost got myself involved in fisticuffs today over a stupid traffic incident until my wife stepped in and saved me from a bleaching from a lad twenty years my junior. Got me thinking that the last time I threw a fist in anger must be at least fif**** years ago.

Anyone on here had a fight since 2002?

[England_First]

Almost got myself involved in fisticuffs today over a stupid traffic incident until my wife stepped in and saved me from a bleaching from a lad twenty years my junior. Got me thinking that the last time I threw a fist in anger must be at least fif**** years ago.

Anyone on here had a fight since 2002?

Are you a phucking bizzie or something?

[Cambusman]

Almost got myself involved in fisticuffs today over a stupid traffic incident until my wife stepped in and saved me from a bleaching from a lad twenty years my junior. Got me thinking that the last time I threw a fist in anger must be at least fif**** years ago.

Anyone on here had a fight since 2002?

I haven't been in a fight since 2001 but had a couple of near incidents. One was in New York, walking home on a Saturday night with a German guy I'd met and this moron shouldered me and tried to start a fight. He was a fellow of fan! When he heard my accent he tried to be all pals - i told him to **** off. Another was in Japan - I got lost just outside Nagoya and three guys cornered me. Was a purely racist incident as they called me whitey, yankie etc (idiots). The threw a few lunches and I just dodged them (Krav Maga training - they were clearly untrained)). After a minute of this I got bored and went for some ramen.

[Airdrieman]

Are you a phucking bizzie or something?

Yes, that's what I am. By starting this thread I was hoping to compile a dossier of historic, unsolved assaults and breach of the peace incidents since 2002 and from there start investigations hopefully leading to arrests.

But you have found me out and scuppered my plan, you clever man.

[Sevvy too 2]

I haven't been in a fight since 2001 but had a couple of near incidents. One was in New York, walking home on a Saturday night with a German guy I'd met and this moron shouldered me and tried to start a fight. He was a fellow of fan! When he heard my accent he tried to be all pals - i told him to **** off. Another was in Japan - I got lost just outside Nagoya and three guys cornered me. Was a purely racist incident as they called me whitey, yankie etc (idiots). The threw a few lunches and I just dodged them (Krav Maga training - they were clearly untrained)). After a minute of this I got bored and went for some ramen.

And there lies the reason we call you Pampers, cos yer full of sh1te. 😐

[Hairdrier]

I opened this thread expecting to read about the Motherwell game against St Johnstone, or even Rangers vs. Hibs today.

As for the OP, better to talk your way out of it than talk your way into it.....

[Cambusman]

And there lies the reason we call you Pampers, cos yer full of sh1te. ��

And now i know why they call you Andrex

[Airdrieman]

As for the OP, better to talk your way out of it than talk your way into it.....

Trying to be clever eh? If at first you don't succeed....

[seumasbhoy]

I fought sleep the other night....and lost.

[Sevvy too 2]

And now i know why they call you Andrex

Because it's my name? 😮