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P.s deetox you don't have to title your posts true story.

I wud never doubt you.��

[deetox]

P.s deetox you don't have to title your posts true story.

I wud never doubt you.��

Well here's another one . . .

My cat Mischka . .

My cat being taken for a walk on a lead has condemned me as ‘a weirdo’, along with everyone else in the park.

Tabby cat Mischka, who has resisted her name from the beginning, is always humiliated by the looks she gets on her weekly walks, but I believe it is a welcome break from the snug caravan we share.

Mischka said: “Bob thinks I get ‘pent up’ at home. Sure, some days I’m pissed off but that’s not why I shredded the curtains, sofa and rug. That’s because I think he has **** taste.”

Bob said: “The breeder said she is a Norwegian forest cat, so she craves walking long distances and being out in the open, which is hard living in a wee but'n'ben overlooking the River Tweed with cyclists, fishermen and ramblers all around.

“People can stare all they want – I know I’m doing what’s best for my little puss-pusscat. I can see how happy being out and about makes her”.

But Mischka added: “The breeder made up that bullsh*t about my Nordic heritage so she could charge more. I know for a fact my Dad was from a street gang in Penicuik and my Mum had a gammy eye.

“If I’m a pedigree, then Bob’s a well-adjusted man who’s definitely not oot of his mind.”

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Well here's another one . . .

My cat Mischka . .

My cat being taken for a walk on a lead has condemned me as ‘a weirdo’, along with everyone else in the park.

Tabby cat Mischka, who has resisted her name from the beginning, is always humiliated by the looks she gets on her weekly walks, but I believe it is a welcome break from the snug caravan we share.

Mischka said: “Bob thinks I get ‘pent up’ at home. Sure, some days I’m pissed off but that’s not why I shredded the curtains, sofa and rug. That’s because I think he has **** taste.”

Bob said: “The breeder said she is a Norwegian forest cat, so she craves walking long distances and being out in the open, which is hard living in a wee but'n'ben overlooking the River Tweed with cyclists, fishermen and ramblers all around.

“People can stare all they want – I know I’m doing what’s best for my little puss-pusscat. I can see how happy being out and about makes her”.

But Mischka added: “The breeder made up that bullsh*t about my Nordic heritage so she could charge more. I know for a fact my Dad was from a street gang in Penicuik and my Mum had a gammy eye.

“If I’m a pedigree, then Bob’s a well-adjusted man who’s definitely not oot of his mind.”

Cannae argue with quality Edinburgh *****.