Bolton v Derby Predictions

[Rams4Justice]

I have to admit this has made me laugh so much I may have wee'd a little surely R4J is a comedy genius and winding you up!!!

Nice to know you wasn't potty trained when you was younger and still weeing yourself, thanks for letting everyone know.

[StensonRam]

If we show more complacency in front of goal and show bare minimum fitness levels to keep the naggering injuries down we'll win easily, if we start showing composure and consistency i can't see anything but a loss

[roger_ramjet]

I have to admit this has made me laugh so much I may have wee'd a little surely R4J is a comedy genius and winding you up!!!

I too thought R4J was a cartoon like pastiche of a poster, created by someone - maybe even a moderator - to stir up controversy and drive traffic to the site by annoying people. However you have denied this!!

Therefore I am left to conclude that it is not a creation of a slightly warped comic genius. The consistent malapropisms, chav-speak, spelling or grammatical howlers and inability to punctuate are, I suspect, informed more by dyslexia or other learning disabilities rather than by wit and intellect. The repeated attempts to justify the malapropisms etc on entirely fallacious grounds are symptomatic of someone in denial, not comedic skills

But I could be wrong.

We should feel sympathy, not antipathy, to the poster but, as his attitude to Andy above shows, that is far from easy to do, as such gestures are rejected. I speak here as one of the more frequent "piss takers" of R4J but recognise that this is the wrong approach. I need to be more complacent and try to help him thrive on to self improvement, rather than keep making naggering comments.

We should all try to act more judiciously.

[Rams4Justice]

And your utter sarcasm get's top marks, for being the biggest dic* on the forum. Congratulations you received a golden dic*, sarcasm applause might have to get your misses to have a go at that tonight but then again she will get the pleasure of two for the price of one and more of the double dose of special delight at the end of it.

[roger_ramjet]

Nope, that translator is needed again. All I understand of this is that I have won a "Golden Dice" (or is it "die") and that I have missed something?

[Rams4Justice]

The only translator that you need to get is for your brain has it's getting warn down from old age.

[StensonRam]

That told you Roger, your brain is warning your old age, what about I don't know?

[Romanis]

That told you Roger, your brain is warning your old age, what about I don't know?

Surely getting warn down brain from old age must be a good thing? I mean instead of warnings going up it's gone down.
So Roger may actually be getting younger.


NB: Nice to see that our esteemed moderator was given a mention with regards to his inability to control his bowel movements. Now let's see if he finds as funny as we did?

[roger_ramjet]

I'm not sure how you people from Nottingham are built, Romanis, but on here we usually wee via a bladder and not a bowel?

[Rams4Justice]

He should go and seek his doctor and speek to him about sorting out that weak bladder of his, it's very common in old men.