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who'have'never'won'much,'yet'get'56,000'in'their'r ented'ground'and'are'currently'bottom'of'the'prem.
Must'be'something'about'those'colours
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Originally Posted by WBA1955
who'have'never'won'much,'yet'get'56,000'in'their'r ented'ground'and'are'currently'bottom'of'the'prem.
Must'be'something'about'those'colours
Must be **** Spam Utd with all those Eastenders type mouth pieces that support them. Feck u Alfie Moon!
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In fairness Des if you need to invest in anal beads or require advice on the latest monster dual action dildo then you couldn't support a better club.
i must admit though that as a ****ager I did enjoy a good "hand shandy" to any action featuring David Sullivan's then girlfriend the dirty little tart Mary Millington.
He must be so proud of the money he made out of her before she topped herself.
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Show some respect you lot, didn't you know Wet Spam won the World cup for us in '66. (or so they keep telling us)
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Well let me use my powers of deduction.
Rented ground? the custard bowl.
56,000, that's how many will claim to have been at the custard bowl this time next year.
Bottom of the premier league? Not yet, give two or three years.
Is it West sham?
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Remember you saying you gave a young lady a right seeing to in the churchyard Mick - was it Karren Brady as she's quite used to being on top!
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Alas no Al......it was a local lass called Jill.
There was a Gargoyle either side of her head as I had her up against a door as I supported each of her legs off the ground to keep her out of the snow as a porked her.
She was so ugly I had to look at the Gargoyles to make me shoot my load!!
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[QUOTE=mickd1961;38627352]Alas no Al......it was a local lass called Jill.
There was a Gargoyle either side of her head as I had her up against a door as I supported each of her legs off the ground to keep her out of the snow as a porked her.
She was so ugly I had to look at the Gargoyles to make me shoot my loade.ever thought about being a novelist mick.writing ***ual horrer stories.
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Mary'Millington'had'a'photo'took'with'her't1ts'out ,outside'the'Brummie'in'1975.She'said'she'had'been 'to'the'game'and'Giles'played'a'
blinder,but'it'looked'like'a''weekday'no'one'about .
She'said'she'had'come'to'West'Bromwich'on'a'sh@ggi ng'expedition.
She'was'only'about'5ft'tall.
Good'old'Mary'eh
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[QUOTE=albion68;38627604]Fifty sh@gs of Stourbridge, as a title maybe mick?
Or maybe tales from the c L!t.
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