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[Jules88]

Barnsree Clistmas Pantomine director "shee tee town" has stated that the current plans to have the players perform a pantomime this Christmas will go ahead as normal, despite the protracted take over plans.

Years ago, there was a Christmas party sorted out by mr " yon Hen dree" which was now famous as it was revealed in a book by the chairman, that "Yu pee now" had urinated out of his shorts side on the floor in a bar.

"Shee tee Town" said that this years pantomine would be just the same as other years and that next year would just be the same as this. The new chairman "Sell Im On" said that this would allow us to grow new (Bamboo) Shoots and thrive as a village

He explained that the plot would involve "Rittle Ree" being lured into a new job by "Mr Bris tol cee tee," and that despite the attraction of two upcoming visits to "Wem Ber Lee" he would unfortunately soon be departing.
CEO "Mr Fren Chee" said that there was a sell on clause for "Rittle Ree" and that he was hopeful of a good fee, and that "ev er sin" the local chippy owner said that he hadn't witnessed as much incompetency since "Gim Eye Lee"
"Daa knee wirr Sung" was interviewed for the job for the pantomine but it was decide he had too much experience, and that he was more suited to the part of "wee won sum"

He had however identified a few diamonds in his interview. "Al Fee Maw son" "Ko no hooory an" amd "Al Fee Maw sung" would bring some fortune cookies to the club.

"Si day vee" came for an interview and he was considered for the role very seriously. His " Mo Tiv Asian" impression was good, but he wasn't given the job as it was found that his methods, like his cooking were a "Flash in the Pan"

Many of the Oakwell fans are hoping that this new take over will see "Knee led Fern" installed as manger, and the clubs fortunes will improve....

A spokesman for Mr SBRED. A loyal and valued supporter said that he had misgivings about the takeover, and he would rather take a chance with the other consortium that were lining up to take the club over, He said that if this Chinese consortium took over then he knew that "Lee Goo Wan" was waiting in the wings

[SBRed48]

Av gorra George Formby song fo the opening scene to the tune of" Mr Wu's a window cleaner now"

Sed Mister Lee,"What shall I be?" cos Mister Lee's a windda cleaner nar,
That tekovva, it didn't pay,
Now there's no football club darn Grove St Way.

When he goes art working, interest he arouses,
Cleaning Patrick's winddaz wi worn art ladies blouses,
He wear a pair a Cami nicks to save his Sundi trarsers
Cos Mister Lee's a windda cleaner nar.

(Ukulele solo)

DCRTM

[animallittle3]

Chin chan china man tried to milk a cow

Chin chan china man didn't know how

Chin chan china man pulled the wrong tyt

Chin chan china man got covered in shyte .

[Romared]

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