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is in Marks and Spencers when her waters break.
In a panic, she phones her Mum and starts screeching down the line 'me waters have broken, me waters have broken, waaaaah...'
Trying to take control her Mum says 'Calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, where are you ringing from?'
'From me fanny to me feet...why?' replies the girl.
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lmfaoOriginally Posted by zippity
is in marks and spencers when her waters break.
In a panic, she phones her mum and starts screeching down the line 'me waters have broken, me waters have broken, waaaaah...'
trying to take control her mum says 'calm down, calm down. Take a deep breath. Now, where are you ringing from?'
'from me fanny to me feet...why?' replies the girl.
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Itīs a cracker.
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Jesus - not heard that one in donkey's years
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Well here's another one, then...Jesus - not heard that one in donkey's years
The same lass is knocked over (relax, folks, she's ok) and is lying in the road, dazed and confused. She opens her eyes and her vision is blurred.
'Waaaaaa,' she cries, 'my eyes, my eyes, I can't see'.
A concerned passer-by runs over and says 'It's ok, pet. Look, how many fingers have I got up?'
At which point the girl screams again 'I don't know, my fanny must be paralysed too!'
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F*cking hilariousWell here's another one, then...
The same lass is knocked over (relax, folks, she's ok
'Waaaaaa,' she cries, 'my eyes, my eyes, I can't see'.
A concerned passer-by runs over and says 'It's ok, pet. Look, how many fingers have I got up?'
At which point the girl screams again 'I don't know, my fanny must be paralysed too!'
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