O/T Friday neet joke time (adult content) if easily offended go on Owls Mad

[Brin]

Two Italian guys board a bus. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:


"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."


"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our *** lives in public!"


"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta ***a? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."

[Brin]

What do you call a deaf gynaecologist?



A lip reader.

[Brin]

What's the quickest way to get into a blonde Es*** girls panties?



Pick them up off the floor.

[Brin]

Diarrhea is hereditary.......... it runs in your jeans.

[Brin]

What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?



A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

[Brin]

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?




Beat it. We’re closed.

[Brin]

What’s the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?



One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

[kempo]

I thought that this was a football site!

[Brin]

I thought that this was a football site!

O/T old boy....you can ignore it if you wish.

I've seen your dummies out again on another thread. Chill out old bean go have another Pina colada.

[kempo]

O/T old boy....you can ignore if you wish.

I've seen your dummies out again on another thread. Chill out old bean go have another Pina colada.

Sorry..you are one of the clique so non football stuff is perfectly ok and it can be as childish as you want.