Reply With Quote"I'm proud to be Asian." Said the Asian.
"I'm proud to be black." Said the African.
I'm proud to be white." Said the racist.
Labour MP Jess Philips says she's spent many nights out in Birmingham and has never been harassed by Muslim grooming gangs.
Someone needs to point out to the fat ugly cow that Muslim grooming gangs might be perverts, but they aren't fuqin blind.
A boy comes home from school at 7pm, His dad says " Where have you been till now?? "
"I was with Jessica." He replied.
"What were you doing?"
"We were studying."
After picking a snack off the table the son says "These fishcakes are lovely."
Dad replies "Wash your hands son; they're doughnuts."
Three men with speech impediments are in therapy.
The therapist is blonde, petite and pretty. She says, "If you can tell me where you live, without stuttering, I'll give you a blow job!"
First one stammers, "B B B Birmingham."
The next one, "M M M Manchchester"
The third one, a paddy, stands up, composes himself, and says, "London."
She gets his c0ck out, and gives him the best blowjob he has ever had. As he cums he sighs, "...d d d ddderry!"
Driving home from work I accidentally ran into the car in front.The driver got out and I saw he was a dwarf.
"I'm not happy" he said.
"Which one are you then?" I replied.
Originally Posted by red_card4zip
