Won't experience his first Steel City Derby

Out for 3 months. Surgery required on a knee injury

That's a shame. Still, shouldn't worry the wendy w@nkers. They're still the best side in La Liga, with the best manager in Europe and the best bouncing fans in the world

Obviously we have no chance of getting a result just coming up from the "pub league" and only spending peanuts with a manager that's never managed above league 1